Prayer: Maury Style

I've found a case worth calling the show. Sarah Palin's small child...Trig..... word's out that she's the g-r-a-n-d-m-o-t-h-e-r!wtf! wtf! wtf! wtf! wtf! wtf! wtf! wtf! wtf! wtf!
Which do you think will come out of Maury's mouth:
In the case of Trig Palin...... Todd, you are NOT the father.
In the case of Trig Palin, Sarah you are NOT the mother, but in fact the grandmother.

Let's pray for scandal today. *sigh* If you need more sources before you break into prayer go here or here [I don't know how truuue this is, but it's something to think about]. Somebody pass the cloth! With the high cost of this war that we're in, we American's have no other choice than to take this to Maury! Maury! Save us! If she is the grandmother, let's pray that Cindy Mac doesn't force Lil Sarah to hop on the Vicodin train.... you KNOW what I'm talking about.....I mean, it could happen - we need to pray about this. So, I'll be calling Maury to submit the DNA tests, somebody volunteer to call and get us some free guest tickets b/c we must be there to see this ish in person.
In March, Sarah told everyone she was 7-months pregnant. Everyone including her staff said they were shocked to find out, because she didn't look pregnant to them. They also said she's always been thin, because she's a runner.

Sarah's 16-year-old daughter Bristol was taken out of her high school for 5 to 8 months. The school was told Bristol had mono.

While attending some Republican convention in Texas, Sarah began leaking amniotic fluid one month before her due date. She didn't check into the hospital. She gave her speech and then got on an 8-hour flight back to Alaska.

Sarah gave birth in a hospital 45-minutes from the airport. Trig, who was born with Down Syndrome, was one month premature. Sarah was back to work 3 days later. [thanks dlisted.com]

Maury! Help!


brightstarr September 1, 2008 at 8:16 AM  

Girl, I was JUST about to post this. This woman is a TRIP. The media was boasting that she went back to work 3 days after giving birth. I've never given birth, but 3 days? I thought that was a bit extreme myself. But I guess the great state of Alaska had some serious pressing issues to tend to.

Keli September 1, 2008 at 8:36 AM  
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Keli September 1, 2008 at 8:38 AM  


if we get into dirty politics...the GOP will win hands down. That's their game...

And it will not be a big deal...this is what "they" do all the time...cover up teen pregnancies...some of us even do it once we reach buppie status...so I don't know how much impact this will really have...this does not prove to show that she's corrupt...to some it will just show a mother protecting her daughter...I can't call it...I think the abuse of power thing would be a better angle...it's not attacking her family.

Anonymous September 1, 2008 at 8:56 AM  

Wait, the babies name is trig? They really love guns, wow.

blackstar September 1, 2008 at 9:01 AM  

Keli - so true! lol This blog is for posting the crazy ish we read and finding humor in it (most of the time). However, if the Dems try and pull this up, we're screwed. I truly believe some people will say, "So what she's a mother and she's protecting her daughter." le sigh. It's hard out here.

blackstar September 1, 2008 at 9:01 AM  

Anonymous - you should have left your name b/c that was hilarious... Trig.... trigger.. lawd.

Anonymous September 1, 2008 at 10:21 AM  

I read about this ish the other day and all I could do was shake my head. I know she's pro-life, but isn't that going a little too far? Pro-faking-a-life? Meh

brightstarr September 1, 2008 at 10:35 AM  

*Update. Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter is pregnant. Check it here --> http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

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