8.29.2008

It's a Celebration Buppies! - Meet Sarah (the new Hero of the Democratic Party)

Republicans. I mean you have GOT to love them. They have to be the cutest most clueless individuals I've ever seen in my entire life. Meet Sarah Palin - hockey mom, who after joining the PTA decided to go into politics. Let's review her rise to power. She went from a PTA mom to a mayor of 9,000 people in our great state of Alaska. (yeah, Alaska). Now, she's earned the distinct honor of serving almost 2 years (if you round up) as governor of Alaska. Let's nominate her for President! (not a typo, we all know Mccain just turned 72, let's be real, it's a huge possibility this bama chick may be our next President).

Now check the record: beauty pageant contestant (even Miss Congeniality thank you very much), avid pro-lifer (even in cases of rape), tax cuts for the rich (check), journalism degree with a MINOR in politics (check), married to a BP Oil Exec (nice), avid hunter (check), NRA gun toting gangster bitch (check), vagina (check), military son (check), down's syndrome baby (check), she's IN!

Thanks Johnny, you're the best. I'm sure you'll be able to convince liberal Hillary supporters to vote for this conservative woman you had to find in Alaska to fit the bill.

This shit is not about the Lifetime Movie of the week, we are talking about the President of the Free World. Don't insult our intelligence.

On the bright side, I think these Republicans have just sealed the deal for Obama. Play with it...

Sincerely,
brightstarr

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