Why does this have me ROTFL?!

Please tell me if this is an effective ad. Try to be objective.

"I have a plan. Your savings - we'll rebuild them. Your investments - they'll grow again." OMG! Too funny.

Vote for John McCain - a PSA by Hayden Panettiere

See more Hayden Panettiere videos at Funny or Die

Nobody f*cks with John McCain!

From the Right...... Excuuuuuse Me! ALSO!

I am convinced those freaking republican rallies are the modern day klan rallies, but whatev.... there are black folks in the audience. I saw this video this morning and somehow it kind of tickles me, as silly as it is.

Highlights:
1. The angry guy says, "I'm mad because a socialist is taking office" the crowd goes wild! When the crowd is going crazy cheering and clanking beer mugs and giving barbaric chest bumps, he says, "siddown, i'm na done!"
2. So mccain interrupts the guy and he goes, "let me finish" *notice the hand on his hips; he's really mad!*
3. Mccain says, "Excuuuuuuuse me!" that tickled me a tad.
4. The angry guy calls Pelosi and Obama Hooligans.
5. Wow. lol.
6. Why does Palin say, "ALSO" so damn freaking much! She uses it as a noun, an adjective, a verb, an adverb, the end of sentence inflection on a question, the end of sentence inflection on a statement. WTF? I'm confused also!
7. Why did Palin try and make a joke out of her inability to answer questions intelligently? She made the Tina Fey joke... come on now, Tina Fey is using your EXACT words you redneck hooligan maverick who does mavericky stuff!!
8. Doesn't this guy remind you of at least one person you have worked with?

Anyway - I just wanted to lean to the right this morning before I head into the office. Peace out my hooligans.

Catch SNL this Weekend?

Pretty Funny. What do you think?

OHN - McCain/Palin on some Massive B.S.! - Fear and Smear

Have you been to John McCain's website lately? I swear he has a video up of when he was a POW smoking that cigarette while giving an interview in his cell. I mean come ON now. Don't exploit something you did years ago (along with 600 other POWs) to prove that you have what it takes to serve as president of the UNITED STATES. WTF? The homeless man on my corner also fought in Vietnam - in fact he even lost a limb (bonus points) - but I wouldn't vote for his crazy ass for president. Might give him a couple dollars, but nope - not the nomination, and definitely not the title of Chief of State.

Oh, and Palin (who prefers to be called a pitbull with lipstick) crying sexism every minute is getting on my NERVES. This election is getting really negative really quick and I HATE it. We're losing focus of the issues. The issues that we've been dealing with for EIGHT years (the economy, poor schools, the war in Iraq, etc). If Obama can bring back THAT focus, he wins, if not....can't even say, but some Americans are dumb as rocks. How else can you explain why 49% of blue collar workers, who would financially benefit from having a Democratic president, are backing McCain, while only 40% are backing Obama? Btw, are the other 11% undecided? If so, that scares me.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! This shit stuff is CRAZY. I'm sorry y'all just had to vent.

Check out another video I found about John McCain as a POW:


Please watch this video too - TOO SCARY. Show's how fear tactics have been a tool for 8 years and why it will continue to be under a McCain administration. Scary ish.

Wreck's in Effect....Still Kicking up Dust

Is it just me, or is this RNC mad BORING?! I know I'm a little biased, but this RNC is a SNOOZE fest. It's the same thing over and over - mentally unbalanced Bush supporters wearing cowboy hats (who probably can't read) attacking Barack Obama. Btw, check out this photo below, I think it's pretting obvious who's holding it down for McCain.
Oh, check out these vids. One is completely immature, but HILARIOUS. The other is extremely eye opening. Enjoy.





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Obama Respects the Palin Family - They Don't Return Favor

For the record, this man is classier than I, because I would have shut her shit DOWN! (kidding) But in a statement released today Barack Obama said "Let me be as clear as possible. I think people's families are off-limits, and people's children are especially off-limits. This shouldn't be part of our politics. It has no relevance to Gov. Palin's performance as governor of her potential performance as a vice president." [true statement]

However, the McCain camp was still playing a strong defense. In this CNN article it mentions that "Barack Obama became annoyed when asked about a Reuters news service report that quoted an unnamed senior McCain aide saying that Obama's name appears in liberal blogs speculating about Trig's parentage in a way that certainly juxtaposes themselves against their 'campaign of change'." [WHAT]

But as you know Obama answered that question clearly and directly stating that he was offended by that statement and that noone in his camp was involved in the spreading of those rumors. Adding that if they had, they'd be fired.

Thoughts?

Btw, the RNC hasn't even started, but did you hear that Donna Brazile (my homegirl) already got hit with pepper spray? This moral party of "morals" is out of control. This should be an interesting few days. I hope the clan is there.

Oh HELL No! - McCain called wife a TROLLOP, CUNT?!

"In his book The Real McCain, author Cliff Schecter claims that John McCain made extremely ugly remarks about his wife Cindy McCain during a tirade witnessed by three reporters and two aides. “At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain’s hair and said, ‘You’re getting a little thin up there,’” Schechter writes. “McCain’s face reddened, and he responded, ‘At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.’ McCain’s excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.”
Thoughts?

READ FULL ARTICLE HERE. [Thanks Shabooty]